Anybody that's familiar with the phenomenon of zombies knows that zombies crave one thing above all else. Brains. Sweet, succulent brains. But seriously, how the fuck do zombies manage to get inside people's skulls in the first place?

The human skull is about as solid as a coconut. Have you ever tried to get into a coconut using only your hands and teeth? It's fuckin' impossible. You'd have an easier time getting your left butt cheek elected as the mayor of a small town in the U.S. heartland. And don't say all a zombie's gotta do is bash the victim's head with a rock or utilize some other blunt force trauma. Do you really expect a zombie to understand the radical concept of bashing, what with the reduced cognitive ability that is inherent in zombified human beings? All a zombie would end up doing is chewing on various scalps until it overdoses on hats and wads of hair.